January 2010
this sounds like something i'll be doing when i...
*talking to himself while reading the paper*
Dad: *quietly* will you lock the door?
Dad: *LOUD/ while enunciating every word clearly* I-WILL-DO-THAT
Me: *looks up from laptop* OMG dad! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Dad: HAHAHA! Just cause
Me: *ROFLMAO*
Dad: HEY DOG GET OFF THAT COUCH
Me: *quietly laughing*
Dad: HEY YOU, YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME?
Dad: SHAQ'S GOT YOUR BACK!
ROFL. My dad loves to quote commercials at weird times xD