It's Churr-Burr, ho!

lotusgal:

brisuuve:

catlasersgomewmew:

gaytality:

awkwardzombiepanda:

thelilnan:

kordova:

givemesomefuckingwaffles:

These are actually funny

Funny, Hot, and Intelligent?

I hope you enjoy your permanent acne!

I will give you the gift of golden eyes

In place of acceptably sized breasts

The

the first and last ones

sobs casually 

“Funny, Hot, and Intelligent?

I hope you enjoy your permanent acne!”

*gross sobbing at accuracy*

Gives you great qualities.

Makes your brain obsess over poor ones.

Straight up.

Deoxy’s a bitch.

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