These are actually funny
Funny, Hot, and Intelligent?
I hope you enjoy your permanent acne!
I will give you the gift of golden eyes
In place of acceptably sized breasts
The
the first and last ones
sobs casually
“Funny, Hot, and Intelligent?
I hope you enjoy your permanent acne!”
*gross sobbing at accuracy*
Gives you great qualities.
Makes your brain obsess over poor ones.
Straight up.
Deoxy’s a bitch.
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